Pssst!

Hey! 
Hey you! 
Yeah, you.
You still here?

I wouldn't blame you if you weren't. 
I'd blame BT, aka British Telecom. And Clola. It's a hamlet. Our internet access is a lazy, hippy, slacker, hitch-hiker. Like, it will get here eventually, but it's going to take its sweet ass time. It's probably stoned, too.

Anyway, posting blog posts is an excruciatingly slow process. So I haven't been. I've been pre-occupied. With this face:

You understand, right?
Hello? 
Anybody there?