New Eyes

I have an immense dislike, teetering on repulsion, of old school muppets.  Their flat mouths and droopy eyes, have me shoving my face into a pillow whenever one appears.  So when Eloise came in the room saying "Mommy, I have new eyes!" I was really hoping that she was wearing my glasses or some experimental make up job.  Instead, to my horror, I got this.

Claudia cried as her sticker book went up in flames.  That'll teach 'em.