New Mothers, hold your babies tight. One day, before you know it, they will be four going on snarky and jaded.
Let's set up this scene, shall we?
Driving away from the terminal after dropping Aaron off to leave for Scotland.
Me: I miss him already!
Claudia: Why?
Me: I don't know, I just do.
Claudia: Uh, we're still in the airport Mommy. There are planes ALL AROUND YOU.
Me: True, but . . .
Claudia: I think Daddy's going to get trapped, like, in a jail.
Dear Daughter,
Your mother is a highly impressionable and superstitious woman. Please keep your insights to yourself from now on. And no, you can't have ice cream because you finished all your french fries. It doesn't matter how loud you yell "BUT POTATOES ARE HEALTHY!" That only works on Grandma.
Let's set up this scene, shall we?
Driving away from the terminal after dropping Aaron off to leave for Scotland.
Me: I miss him already!
Claudia: Why?
Me: I don't know, I just do.
Claudia: Uh, we're still in the airport Mommy. There are planes ALL AROUND YOU.
Me: True, but . . .
Claudia: I think Daddy's going to get trapped, like, in a jail.
Dear Daughter,
Your mother is a highly impressionable and superstitious woman. Please keep your insights to yourself from now on. And no, you can't have ice cream because you finished all your french fries. It doesn't matter how loud you yell "BUT POTATOES ARE HEALTHY!" That only works on Grandma.
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