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Feeding in Public, inconspicuously. 

14/5/2013

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Do you feel awkward baring your breasts in public? If so, have I got a tip for you! Just dress your baby in a pink bear suit. 
People will stare at you, but they're doing so because it looks like you're nursing a stuffed animal. You'd rather be considered insane than indecent, wouldn't you?
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Mom
14/5/2013 03:36:16 am

There's a woman you see walking near Central School. Expensive pram, diaper bag, cooing into the buggy, the whole nine mommy yards. Turns out it's a doll she's carting around. You two could be crazy friends!

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Tara
14/5/2013 04:08:14 am

A modern Miss Havisham maybe?

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Sarah
21/5/2013 07:24:09 am

That's hilarious

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