Do you feel awkward baring your breasts in public? If so, have I got a tip for you! Just dress your baby in a pink bear suit. People will stare at you, but they're doing so because it looks like you're nursing a stuffed animal. You'd rather be considered insane than indecent, wouldn't you?
Disclaimer* There is no how-to for making jams and jellies on this site. Maybe there will be one day. For now, The Canning Table is a big wooden metaphor for preserving memories while my family and I explore expat life.